Luke Armour – Digital Marketing and Public Relations Observations, Commentary, Frivolity

I got a note from Beth Farrell, former OPR co-blogger who sent along this note.

In celebration of Turkey Day aka Thanksgiving, vote for the biggest turkey of the year. Click on the link below or click here http://www.party411.com/thanksgiving-turkey.html . Thank you!

Beth

After months of exhaustive research, Party411.com has narrowed the list down to 11 very qualified candidates for TURKEY OF THE YEAR.

Each nominee for Turkey of the Year was selected based on his or her moral character, revolutionary ideals, intelligence or overall contribution to society – or lack thereof.

All nominees were advised earlier this morning of their nomination, the following is what each had to say:

George W. Bush

“I’d like to thank Texas and my wife Lydia, um Linda, um Laura. Hee hee hee.”

Dick Cheney

“In my defense, Whittington does kind of resemble a pheasant!”

Kim Jong Il

“I’m not afraid of the U.S. I’m not afraid of the U.N. I have a Nuke.”

Hugo Chavez

“Bush es el Diablo!”

John Kerry

A democratic spokesman advised us that the party has asked Mr. Kerry to refrain from speaking to anyone, ever again, for as long as he lives.

Mel Gibson

“They started every war. They killed all the dodos. And they’ll be the reason the moon crashes into the Earth and kills us all.”

Paris Hilton

“Could someone turn out the lights?”

Terrell Owens

“There’s no ‘I’ in team, but there is a ‘TO’ in touchdown.”

Tom Cruise

“Katie is my anti-depressant.”

Britney Spears

“Kevin, you drive me craaaaaazy, so bye bye bye.”

Ken Lay

Mr. Lay could not be reached for comment because he was buried with Enron’s money.

Vote for your favorite HERE. Each vote is an automatic entry to win a free life-size cutout, either of a Turkey of the Year nominee or other celebrity. Twelve cutouts will be given out in all.

Disclaimer: Beth is engaged in some sort of “work” for Party411.

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